Hot and Cold Pasta

 

With words like, 'No problem Dwarling, I'll just russell something up for lunch', smile at the look of disbelief in their eyes, walk in the direction of the kitchen.

Put the kettle on for boiling water for the spagetti, above is angel hair vermicelli, which incongrously I found in an Asian supermarket, but no matter. You know what to do, put it on.

Chop cherry toms in to small sizes, but don't stress, salt and drizzle olive oil over. Get out the rocket packet from the fridge, see this is planned in advance, chop it up a bit and swish it round in a bowl with balsamic vinegar. Capers could be added just now maybe.

Drain the pasta, lob over the toms and rocket, mix a bit, add some herbs like basil and parsley. Sort out your best smile, try not to swagger and say, 'enjoy Dwarling', as they look at you wondering just WTF your'e after.